THEIR WAR. OUR WORLD.
Otherwise known as the "yeargh, it's hard to be writing an entire post in mock-pirate, what with all the rum gone" post. Which does bring up the question: why is there a
Talk Like A Pirate Day, but not a
Talk Like A Ninja Day? Or is it just assumed that we really don't know what a competent ninja talks like, because if we were to cross paths with a ninja, we'd never even know that said ninja was even there?
Labels: ninja vs pirates the movie, talk like a pirate
posted by Phillip at 7:04 PM
-DEFINITIONS-
Sadness: [n] the innate urge I have to break down into tears, as I gaze upon the 3 bunks jammed full of winter slippers, and 2 bunks near-exploding with winterwear such as gloves, mitts, scarves and hats. (And it's not even October yet!)
Anger: [n] the strong feeling of hostility I have towards our Head Office, who sent us 18 rather large boxes of winterwear for our Winter kiosk...a kiosk that's not going to be in our mall until the very end of October. And where the hell am I going to put all of this? Which brings us to...
Ass: [n] the orifice into which I'd like to shove the head of the idiot who sent us all those kiosk boxes without bothering to check if we even had a kiosk in the first place.
Labels: definitions, magical mystery kiosk stock, winterwear
posted by Phillip at 9:24 PM
